Well, I don't fish. It requires patience. Silent persistent, patience. Plus, you need to go out into a large body of water. In my case, growing up it was a medium sized lake. A friend once told me turtles could bite a toe off and after watching Jaws the same weekend, I always felt a bit panicky in the water. I know I would be in a boat while fishing, but that means I'm stuck out far from land. I like land. You can get places on land. Like a store, or a coffee shop...
Anyway, this is all to say I don't fish. But you know the phrase, "Gone Fishing..." it means to imply that I'll be back soon.
I will. I will be back soon.